Dinner table tonight:
Elijah: "Where does Pizza come from? Oh! No! I know where it comes from."
Me: "Where?"
E: "At the farm, it comes from the pizza cow."
M: "Oh, really?"
E: "Yeah. They squeeze those things on their tummies and pizza comes out."
M: "Interesting."
E: "Yeah. And I know where yogurt comes from."
M: "You do?"
E: "Yeah. It comes from yogurt cows. The farmers squeeze their plumps and yogurt comes out. You have to eat the yogurt out of their plumps."
M: "Where did you learn all about these pizza and yogurt cows?
E: "God teld me it."
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